Parity Recap : Week #, Seasonally thematic phrase.

Seasonally thematic introduction to this week’s Parity League exploits including words in both great volume and advanced verbosity. Words words words. Words words. Words words words words words words. Words, words. Words!

Moooooooooooore words. Wordsy words. Words words words; words words. W. O. R. D. S.

Thematic sub-title to something quasi interesting : Person did a thing! But was it as good as that thing from days gone by yet forever cemented as Parity legend? Opinion based on author’s perceived hierarchy of Parity royalty. Reference to meme with inclusion of link to meme because inclusion.

Next thematic sub-title to something involving something that happened : Team did a collective thing! Random statistic depicting how collective team thing was compared to historical stats of teams doing thing they didn’t realize they were doing. Words words words. Words words.

New paragraph because words words words. Wordsy wordserton. Wordsish words.

Third sub-title; always thematic : Person, person and person led the league in standard statistic but communicated with language that references back to seasonal reference. Brackets time! Person (NumberLetter), Person (NumberLetter), but omg THIS PERSON (NUMBERLETTER).

Also random shot taken at person that people feel is okay to take shots at because they also take shots at other people or are just good targets for taking shots at.

INCLUSIVE LIST OF CALLOUT GOOD AND BAD

  • Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords

  • Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords

  • Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords

  • Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords

  • Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords

  • Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords

  • Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords

  • Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords


Consistently stated yet always special special thanks to volunteers and those who provide instances that can be made into words.

Concluding words still referencing theme of post. #MPGA kind of stuff. Word out!

 

 

By golly author, you've done it again!

+1, would read again. You're a true treasure to the league.

BISANG reference.

Is there going to be a podcast about that team thing that happened?

Wow, the volunteers missed out on so many of my valuable stats. In light of that, I refuse to ever volunteer to take stats, ever.

I wish I played Parity this year! But since I don't, this is how I keep up with the times. Don't ever stop.

:doritos:

Where's my podcast. Answer me. ANSWER ME.

This is so meta.

I get this reference! #metameta


WORST LEE, AMIRITE? HURRR DURRR

Complaint masked as witty anecdote.

Words words words words words.

'Words' cannot express the epic nature of that recap. 

I was hanging on every 'word'

Parody Achieved!

Bla Bla Proulx, Hadrian.. Jessie, pew pew.  Etc.

FIN

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Parity is made great again.

Y number of persons had X number of Berrys...