The Life of a Journeyman

Submitted by Brian Perry on Wed, 2019-02-20 10:42

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This post goes out to the remaining 7 GMs who haven't traded for me yet. Please help me attain my dream of being the #1 Parity League Journeyman.

I really want to play on every team this session, I am 3/3 on being traded and if we keep up this pace we can make history!!! I bring a lot to the table,  I have listed my skills below.

 

1. Talk a lot in huddles, mostly frisbee buzzwords that bring little value to the team

2. Am a firm believer that scoobers are usually the most viable throw

3. Have a large salary which is easily traded for Patrick Mapp when you are sick of me (usually happens after 1 week)

4. Will complain about the colour we wear, even if it is the one I am currently wearing

5. Great sideline

 

Please let me know if I can play for your team! Don't say no...

Sincerely,

Brian

Justine Price

Wed, 2019-02-20 19:20

I'm happy to give BP a personal reference. Having played with BP for one game (I feel closure), all the above descriptions hold true. He will also come up with your team cheer for the game. Make the dreams of this young man come true. Trade! Trade! Trade! If it all works out, after nine games BP ends up on the first team for the full circle of parity life.

In all honesty, he's a delight. There's enough BP to go around for everyone.

Mama J

Heather Wallace

Sat, 2019-02-23 11:29

We all know I try to avoid spending any time with that kid. Especially on the ultimate field. Count me out!

Yingdi Wu

Mon, 2019-02-25 16:32

6. Will sing an earworm without regard for public safety

Brian Perry

Tue, 2019-02-26 12:03

THUNDERSTRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian Perry

Tue, 2019-02-26 12:03

THUNDERSTRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!