| Date | Time | Field | Opponent | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tue Sep 10, 2013 | 8:00PM-9:30PM | HIL 2 | iThrowTooHard (away) |
15 - 2 |
| Tue Sep 17, 2013 | 8:00PM-9:30PM | HIL 1 | HUSTLE 2013 (away) |
9 - 16 |
| Tue Sep 24, 2013 | 6:30PM-8:30PM | LAR 2 | Scourge (home) |
6 - 15 |
| Tue Oct 1, 2013 | 8:00PM-9:30PM | HIL 1 | Sleeping Buddhas (home) |
11 - 7 |
| Tue Oct 8, 2013 | 8:00PM-9:30PM | HIL 2 | Capital Punishment - Fall (away) |
14 - 17 |
| Tue Oct 15, 2013 | 9:30PM-11:00PM | HIL 2 | Dr. Finklebaum's prescribed rehabilitation sports activities group for unusually attractive adults F (home) |
11 - 9 |
| Tue Oct 22, 2013 | 6:30PM-8:00PM | HIL 1 | Full Frontal Unity (away) |
8 - 11 |
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Home vs away designations shown are for the opponent, not the team whose schedule this is.